Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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