and next time when you feel me up, do it right
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
