Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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