chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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