Fuck appropriateness.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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