Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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