Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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