we're blogging at a bar
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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