Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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