The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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