are you still at the devil's house?
only if we run a train.
done.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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