i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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