I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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