You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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