Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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