i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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