i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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