I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Randomize
