This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Randomize
