your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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