I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
