You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Actions speak louder than pants.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
