We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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