pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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