i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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