Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Say something about gay babies.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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