I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
the liver wants what the liver wants
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
