they said they heard you say put it in my butt
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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