You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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