Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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