Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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