Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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