Plan B is the new Plan A
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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