Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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