remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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