Can Purell be used as lube?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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