it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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