Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize