We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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