They should really pass out barf bags in church
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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