I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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