Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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