He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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