Since when is my name a synonym for head?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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