hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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