I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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