I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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