if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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