wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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