I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Jerry, you need to find god
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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