Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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