So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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