i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
do nipples grow back?
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