evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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