god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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