well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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